A couple has been married for 25yrs and never fights. Somebody asked “What’s your secret?”
The husband replies…
“On our first date me and my wife went horseback riding. Her horse was a little wild and threw her off. She got up, looked the horse in the eye, said ‘That’s one’ and got back on.
A little while later the horse bucked her off again. She brushed herself off, told the horse ‘That’s two’ and continued riding.
Once again, the horse threw her off. She reached in here purse, grabbed a gun and shot the horse right between the eyes.
I screamed ‘you just killed that horse!!’
My wife looked me right in the eyes and said ‘That’s one…’
We never fought again”