Man! Do I have a story to tell you!
I went to the store, this morning to pick up a few things I was out of.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok,
I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
I found out that she was referring to my credit card