The Shopping Trip

Man! Do I have a story to tell you!

I went to the store, this morning to pick up a few things I was out of.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok,

I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,

I found out that she was referring to my credit card

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