You’re in a small town when..

You know you’re in a small town when … …

You dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway. …

You are run off Main Street by a combine. …

You can’t walk for exercise every car that passes offers you a ride. …

You don’t use your turn signal because everyone knows where you are going. …

You get married and the local newspaper devotes a quarter page to the story. …

You drive into a ditch five miles out of town and the word gets back to town before you do.

The biggest business in town sells farm machinery. …

You write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway. …

The pickups on Main Street outnumber the cars 3 to 1. …

You miss a Sunday at church and receive get well cards. …

Someone asks you how you are, and actually wants to know.

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