She’s So Blonde That

1. She thought the capital of California is “C”.
2. She hates M & M’s because they are so hard to peel.
3. She baked a turkey for 4 1/2 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighs 108!
4. She couldn’t call 911 because there’s no “eleven” button on the phone
5. She thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds.
6. She climbed over the chain link fence just to see what was on the other side.
7. She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
8. It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
9. She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
10. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

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